Fw: Fw: Proofreading is a dying art! :-)

From the San Gabriel Valley (Calif.) Tribune (and one of those email messages that ricochet around the Internet:

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>Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
>
>This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial
>Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the
>editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a
>correction the next day.
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>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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>No, really? Ya think?
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>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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>Now that's taking things a bit far!
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>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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>What a guy!
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>Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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>'good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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>See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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>War Dims Hope for Peace
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>I can see where it might have that effect!
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>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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>Ya think?!
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>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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>Who would have thought!
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>Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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>They may be on to something!
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>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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>You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
>Oklahoma's new construction program!
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>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
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>He probably IS the battery charge!
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>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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>Weren't they fat enough?!
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>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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>That' s what he gets for eating those beans!
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>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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>Do they taste like chicken?
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>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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>Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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>Boy, are they tall!
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>And the winner is ....
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>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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>Did I read that right?
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>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
>and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a
>chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!